Willie Wisdom
Here are some pearls of wisdom from a man who once got his head stuck between two pipes in a submarine, in other words, take each one of these with a good dose of salt.
Anyone who says there is no such thing as a good plan B doesn’t know much about dynamite.
You only go around once in life unless your shirt gets caught in the door. (borrowed from sister Lil)
I never met a pie I didn’t like.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
If life gives you lemons, make lemon merengue pie.
Life is what happens while you’re making pie.
Make pie, not war.
Being a vegetarian makes no sense. When you kill a plant you kill something that purifies the air and enriches the soil. Plants are the original pacifists and yet vegetarians would have you spare cows and eat plants. We have to eat all the cows to save the planet.
If writing that expounds and exposes certain thoughts is expository writing, is writing that supposes and supports certain thoughts suppository writing?
Taking short odds on a winner is better than taking long odds on a loser.
Why don’t they call the groom the best man? Every bride marries the second best man, no wonder there are so many divorces.
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