Paris Hilton for President, Now That Would Be a Nice Change
Posted by: willie in Blonde Politics, Paris Rodham Clinton or Hillary Hilton, Where's WillieIf you’re as tired of the status quo as I am in the political scene, Paris Hilton may just be the best choice for President. I’ll admit that I was kind of hoping that Hillary would get the nomination, but she didn’t so it looks like intelligent women are not going to be on the menu. Not that Paris, in her own way, isn’t smart. She looks pretty darned hot in that bikini when she does the video rebuttal to the comments by McCain’s latest stooge. (Where do these people get off comparing Paris Hilton to anyone as an example of someone we would expect to not have a clue about an important issue?) What is this, bash Obama and Paris and get two for one?
The key to the upcoming presidential election seems to be change, not unlike every other presdential election in the history of this country. Same old rhetoric about changing or not changing the direction this country is going in, blah, blah, blah, I’m just so sick of that crap. Are you? What do they ever change? Not much.
Following American politics is getting to be like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You know what’s going to happen, but you, the voter, really are powerless to change anything. Sooner or later you realize, it isn’t your country, you just live here. We get two choices and neither one is very appealing in this old horseplayers opinion, and I’ve been handicapping elections and horse races longer than I care to mention. Hell, I still can’t believe Dewey didn’t make it (no wise guys and girls, he was not one of Donald Duck’s nephews!)
Paris Hilton may not be a rocket scientist, but do we really need a super smart person in office this time around? OOps sounds like I’m leaning towards McCain, doesn’t it? Well I’m not. I am voting for Paris and I urge all you to write in a ballot for Paris Hilton the next President of the United States, and I might add, the sexiest, too.
Now Paris suggested that she might pick Briana for a running mate (whoever she is, sorry I don’t follow these things as closely as I should) but I think that would be a mistake. I think that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the obvious choice for Vice president of the United States. First of all, if they appear together in public, Hil will make Paris look even better. Secondly, associating with an intelligent, ambitious, civic-minded woman wouldn’t hurt Paris Hilton’s somewhat tarnished public image. Finally, for those moments when Paris’s, shall we say, “blondeness,” causes a slight problem, Hillary could step in and take control.
Before they get elected, presidential hopefuls always tell us how they are going to fix the country and of all the great things they will do. After they get elected they tell us why the president can’t fix everything in the country and how it is really up to us. In other words, not much will change. Ater he is elected, Barack Obama will tell us why we have to allow offshore drilling so Exxon can rape and pillage a little more and squeeze a few billion more out of the environment. He’ll also explain why we can’t just “pull out,” of Iraq. We’re already hearing this from McSame so basically we would be getting the same thing. So what it really comes down to is this, the biggest issue in the presidential race, as I see it, is who do you want to look at for the next four years? Well, duh, Paris wins hands down. Hell, she’s going to be in the news all the time anyway for being rich and blonde so we may as well elect her and give her one more reason to be a media star.
As I see it, Paris Hilton and Hillary Clinton would be the dream team. The perfect combination of experience (I mean Hillary’s), looks, brains (you know), and charm (both). I’m sure either of them could charm most of the world’s leaders. Yes, as a team I can’t think of any other two women who could beat Paris and Hillary, can you?
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